Collectingmarilyn

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September 2012

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Fake Doctor's Excuse Notes Got Me Out Of Work With Pay.

Let me tell you how a fake doctor’s note that I bought from a great website allowed me to take a full week off with pay. I had vacation time coming and my wife and I had already paid for our vacation.

My boss came up with this idea that after he already approved my vacation he would pay me three days vacation and use two days of my sick time. He told me that in order to do that I had to come in for two hours in the middle of my vacation and punch in and back out. He said something about wanting to keep me a full time employee and meet a contest the company was running. I told my boss that was fine and walked away not knowing what I was going to do.

I went home and started to look at free fake doctors note sites but the names of the doctors looked like a hoax. I found a site called bestfakedoctornotes.com and bought a few notes from there. I took that excuse and put a few others on my desk. Next I did some more research with my son’s school nurse. I asked her what was going around and she told me. There was a few other things she said were very contagious and said adults were getting sick from. She had one thing that stuck out in my mind. I took the example that she gave and wrote it down.

I kept looking at the fake doctors note forms that I had bought and thinking to my self, man these are awesome. They look just like the real thing. I knew that this note was going to get me off for my vacation with no problems.

I wrote the excuse and put it in my pocket. I went and bought some fresh beef from the grocery store. I picked out the bloodiest package I could find and came home. I took the note out of my pocket and shook the beef blood on just one small corner. I put the note into an envelope and told my wife to deliver that to my boss right away. I told her, just hand it to him and walk away.

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She did and about five minutes later my boss called and said not to worry about anything. He told me I could take my vacation days next month and that he was putting in for five days sick pay right away. He said if I needed more to just let him know. I told him I was sorry about getting the note full of blood. He said not to worry.

My boss does not know where I live and he knows I will not answer my cell phone when I am sick. So, everything is fine and Jamaica, here I come.

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